2014년 2월 27일 목요일

Inspirations from our favorite songs

Dear my sister Christine,

            I know that you don't like rap music that are always the same. I think I don't like it either. This is surely not enough to stimulate your long-lost senses. The interesting thing is there are people who become more alive and heated when they listen to this kind of music. That's why they do it for their entire life.

Meanwhile, I do agree that the overly explicit and vulgar lyrics of rap songs might sound horrible to you. How beautiful would the world be if people are conscious of the cacophony they create every time they use their vocal chords! Nonetheless, you should realize that such vulgarity is only paper-thick, superficial and there exists a painful murmur resonating throughout rap songs.

Oh, Christine. Now I should tell you the real reason I hate rap songs. It's not because of the repeating lyrics or stupid cacophonies. It was when I was in middle school. He always listened to rap music. I was a newcomer in the class and I invited my classmates to my birthday party. Surprisingly, many students came to have lunch. However, before they were served a dessert, they all leaved.       
    Nah. That was all fabricated story. I think I really have to confess the truth... I divorced with Eminem. Then, people started to recognize my face. So I changed my hair, my face, my voice, and... my gender. I could not change my inclination of loving man. I married with another rapper. I cannot remember his name correctly, but I think it was Min something. He was the member of RF. He said it means Romance Failure. So, my true story starts from here.      

Ah... how should I say this. Ok, so people think that I am gay. I'm really into this guy called Min as I told you. His only drawback is that he doens't seem to love me anymore. He told me that his heart now belongs to a boy named Jiwon Han. He has very attractive black skin. He's very cute. He's handsome. His Philippinish looks are just magnificent. He's just perfect. I want to drown in his deep-flowing eyes.. I want to swim in his beautiful round nostrils. He's the best boyfriend among more than ten people I had met throughout in my life. Jiwon is another classic example of romance failure. He failed with Su-Hyun Cho, a girl who is not as attractive as him. Anyway, I tried to get Min's attention through my musical sense and beautiful love.  

Guys........ you turned my story into a mess.